My 12 Hour Sexy Christmas

 

Become the ultimate gift-giver this Christmas and ensure that this festive season, especially Christmas day, becomes an unforgettable experience for your partner!

Despite not being a Christmas enthusiast—often labelled the Grinch within my family—I appreciate the joys of indulging in delicious food, spending time with family, and enjoying a break from work. However, I find the entire day somewhat dull and am not inclined to participate in the tradition of giving gifts that, frankly, no one requested in the first place.

If you share the same feelings, firstly, welcome to the Grinch Club, then why not inject some excitement into this potentially monotonous day? Consider embarking on a unique "12 Hours of Christmas" adventure with your significant other, lover or fuck buddy. 

The "12 Hours of Christmas" involves surprising your chosen one with a seductive and thrilling gift every hour on the dot. It can include things like a naughty breakfast with an IOU voucher to go down under, a sexy pyjama set, toys, and even a lucky sex scratch ticket set. There are so many things from one of my favourite adult stores that you can order just in time for Christmas to spice up this day! 

Here are my top picks, and in my recommended order of gift giving 😉

💦 10am: Lucky Sex Scratch Tickets

Must be served with breakfast in bed! Win big with Lucky Sex Scratch Tickets! Every ticket is a winner! Scratch to reveal a sexy position or foreplay activity for the night ahead. Give your partner and yourself something to look forward to. Because planning makes it way sexier!

💦 11am: Cocky Sexy Socks

Get cosy on the sofa and prepare to open your Christmas presents but not before you both pop on some cock socks! why not?

🎄🎁 12-1pm: Lelo Tiani 3 Couples Massager Cerise

Obsessive Corset Yaskana Set

Male Basics Dungeon Peekaboo

Now it’s time to unwrap those presents, and we can combine this in two hours as you want to invest in something big here. I suggest the perfect couple’s toy and lingerie!

💦2pm: Taboom Dona Slave Wrist Cuffs

Flaunt what you are planning to do to your partner this evening with these TABOOM Dona Wrist Cuffs. The easy-to-use cuffs are strong, made of lustrous rose gold metal and are perfect for an excellent BDSM session.

💦3pm: Je Joue Massage Candle Jasmine and Lily

Tonight is the night you set the scene with candles, music, and maybe some chocolate strawberries. Just ensure the candles double into massage oils; trust me, you’ll thank me later.

💦4pm: Dick Head Hoopla

Now it’s time to pop the champagne, if you haven’t already, and start the party games.

💦5pm: Naughty Apron Male

Now, everyone loves a butler in the buff. Why not cook your lover their Christmas dinner with a cheeky view on the side?

💦6pm: Leather Blindfold With Detachable Blinkers

Why not prepare your evening with a little tie and tease? Suggest that your partner be handcuffed and blindfolded while you give them a sexy massage. Allow them to sneak a peek when you allow it.

💦7pm: Lubido Water Based Lubricant

Before the night’s festivities begin, ensure you have plenty of lube to keep the fun going with comfort and ease.

💦8pm: Fetish Fantasy Series Spread Eagle Sling

After a few hours of eating, it might be a little difficult to get your legs above your head, so why not invest in a helping hand?

💦9pm: After Sex Soap

Last but not least, it's time to hop into a romantic shower/bath together and wash off the day's filthy activities. Or maybe even round two!

This Christmas, break free from the traditional gift-giving norms and join the Grinch Club with a rebellious twist. Embrace the "12 Hours of Christmas" adventure, turning a potentially monotonous day into a thrilling and unforgettable experience for your partner. From a seductive breakfast to enticing surprises every hour, explore a curated list of tantalising gifts from my favourite adult store Whipple Tickle.

Spice up the holiday season and discover the joy of giving unconventional presents that will leave a lasting impression. Welcome to a new Christmas tradition—one that's sure to add excitement and passion to your celebration. Cheers to making this festive season truly extraordinary!

 
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